Saturday, February 25, 2006 ♣
so funniiee!
- Ilona is the sacred animal of Thailand!
- If you lick ilona ten times, you will consume one calorie.
- Ilona can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing ilona.
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on ilona with his left foot.
- Baby swans are called ilona!
- Ilona can taste with her feet!
- Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of ilona.
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled ilona.
- Ilona is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
RANDOMNESS!
5:58 AM